- What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one. - How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
If it's the flu, you'll get better. - How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed. - Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. - What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off. -
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go ...
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping." - Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.
Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.
